Mark Sanchez Is Probably Huddling Up With Kate Upton Now

Damn you Mark Sanchez. Somehow you just keep winning. It never looks pretty but you do, and now this. The infamous page six reports an alleged relationship brewing between the Jets QB and victoria secret lingere model and all around hot piece Kate Upton. By the time this kid's playing career is finished his penis would have been bronzed and put on a pedestal for commoners to worship and pray to.

Jets & Giants Meet Saturday After Ruining Last Weekend For Us

If you are a fan of NY football then it was hard to watch the NFL last weekend as New York's two teams tried to out stink themselves against their opponents. The Giants looked outmatch by a 5-9 Redskin team that looked in control of the Giants throughout the whole game. Giants first round pick Prince Amukamara was exposed during the game which led to him being called out by teammate Antrelle Rolle. When asked what the problem was on defense Rolle responded:

“Then that’s just Prince getting beat...There weren’t any breakdowns.”

The Mets Are Reeeeaally Trying To Make Some Money Here

The Mets have this really really annoying habit of losing and letting me down, so when the NY Times ran  a story about the team being sold I wasn't surprised they were only minority shares of ownership. I was also unsurprised at the lame list of perks included such as access to Mr Met....in exchange for a small fee of 20 mil. Who wouldn't make that investment!?

Jets And Giants Looking Pretty Good Going Into Playoff Stretch

 Two important and crucial wins for NY football took place this past Sunday, with the NY Jets destroying the Chiefs and the  NY Giants pulling out a come from behind...pause...win against the Cowboys. Both were very crucial wins for each  respective team as a loss would have dramatically diminished either team's chances at a playoff spot.

Hey There Tyson Chandler, How Ya Doing?

Satryday or what I like to call "Saturday" when I can type properly, the New York Knicks and the New York media welcomed Tyson Chandler to the team and he was introduced via this presser which you can watch here thanks to knicksnow.com

It's Been A Craaaaazy Week For The NBA. Today Was Even Crazier

Tyson Chandler does this kinda stuff, is tall, & now a Knick.

As soon as the NBA lockout ended the talk began. It was being reported through various news outlets that Chris Paul via proxy had told the now NBA owned and controlled Hornets that he would not sign an extension and that he wanted to be traded most preferably to the New York Knicks.

Sure enough the Knicks were hungry for a huge serving of Chris Paul only, New Orleans would be damned before they gave him up to us for belly button lint.

The Carmelo Anthony trade left the cupboard empty for the Knicks. All the top market teams are seemingly in a high stakes arms race and this set the stage for the madness that ensued this week.

No Way Jose!

Adios amigo. Jose Reyes has signed on with the stupid Marlins for 6yrs and 106 mil.

I think the Mets should have went with my plan and photographed a dead hooker that's been planted in his hotel room to use as "leverage" during "negotiations". Also If you haven't realized, I like "quotation marks".